To Jim of the Church of New Hope

Dear Jim, 

In regards to your kind inquiry about you and I possibly trading blog links via SiteSell Exchange, please take into consideration that I’ve an Mp3 on this site of a song I wrote about having a wedgie on my wedding day.  (Yes, a wedgie — as in my underwear firmly lodged up my buttock cheeks.  At my wedding.  In church, with God and angels watching and no man putting asunder & such.)

Although I tried to write said song in as good of taste as possible under such wedgieful circumstances, I fear in light of this divulgence you may not deem my blog unworthy of such a link exchange, which I am fully prepared for, as I understand you to be a Man of God by your e-mail header.

Also, I am known to use the phrase “kicking ass” or “ass kicking” on my blog with some regularity.   And do write the “f” word once in a blue blue moon.

If all this doesn’t bother you and you wish to proceed, please let me know.

Thanking you, I remain  your humble wedgied servant,

Jannie Funster