Ass Kicking | Posted by Jannie on 18 October 2008 @ 10:16 AM
This week I took action and unsubscribed from about 50 companies’ mailing lists I’d let build up over time. And boy do I feel great, having freed my energies for more meaningful pursuits like rooftoop yodeling and knitting with kelp.
Was more than high time to part ways with ghosts of the past like One Step Ahead, Bare Minerals, South Beach diet (so over that,) Amazon.com, etc.
And Jim’s online trading companies. Sorry Honey, but you haven’t used those sites in ages, same for your Voice 123s. Don’t be mad. I was purging – letting in lightness and air. Simplifying! Can’t you feel a weight lifting now too? (Please note I did lovingly leave your Woodie Wagons and Old Fords e-mails intact. Knew better than to mess with those. Oy vey.)
No such luck with spam tho. Viagra, aarrrg – so sick of those mails. Millions waiting for me in Nigeria. Canadian meds too, (altho a valium fuzz does sound tempting now and then.) Can’t get rid of ’em all, I guess.
Have you unsubscribed lately? It’s almost as satisfying as chasing a three-legged goat. (I’m a four-time World Champion 3-legged goat wrangler. Love it!)
