The non-post post

This is not really a post.  I’m just dripping dropping by on my way to Margaritaville to tell you that for the first time ever in a dream, last night… I actually got to see and talk to Leonard Cohen!!!    Inside some cute little adobe cottage I was regaling him and 5 or 6 other strangers ’round an informal dinner counter about how I really love the SpongeBob episode where he has all his party activities planned to the very nanosecond —  when suddenly L. Cohen grabs my stockinged foot with his warm foot under the table! 

Playing footsies with L. Cohen?

This is quite the L.Cohen dream breakthrough for me as in past ones he was either not at his honorary office at the University of Laval, had already left his little studio that looked quite a bit like this but in black and white, or was off on a mission to Pluto.

Remember, this is not a real post. 

(Care to share any of your weird / mysterious dreams?)

Like a bord on a wire, 1 — Funny Typos

Confession: I am a terrible typist. I could get better but please don’t hold your breasts.  Speaking of breasts, funny how just one or two letters off can so change the meaning of things.

What I typed…

• like a bord on a wire

• you lucky dick

• copy and paste this on a site where meany eyes will see it.

• the WordPress tag clod is a neat feature.

• teating, teating, 1, 2 3.  (again with the breasts, oy.)

• I will lik you up someday

Do these bord on a wires ever happen to you guys?  Or is it just me and my wine again?

Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…

‘Way Beyond

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My eye is too big.

Paul hasn’t e-mailed.

Neither has Leonard Cohen.

Or Kurt Vonnegut Junior.