Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 17 February 2009 @ 12:12 AM
1. Your blog writhing always leaves me uplifted.
2. You are a fine and rear creation.
3. What chases me every time I run is the fear of getting a bit butt…
4. I’m totally hopless with that whole HTML thing.
5. Whoever said “posting poems to the net was like taking a long walk off a short perm…” was an old sourpuss!
6. And now for a gust post… (Thanks Davina over at Shades of Crimson, for that one.) Hey, a gust typo!
7. As the Aussies say “goon on ya, Mate!”
8. I get so tired of my manual transmission – my left hell gets all worn down from the clutch.
9. I started writing songs about having wedgies, laying ukes and such
10. And bottom line – don’t give out hoe loans to people who DON’T QUALIFY!!!
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 19 January 2009 @ 7:16 AM
1. Do you get any rabbids in your flower patch?
2. I’m typing with my left hand while drying my hair with mr right.
3. I love reading your blob too!
4. I found you via your poetry tag on Blooger.
5. Life so fat has treated me pretty good.
6. I just can’t get that kid to stop whaling.
7. Do you have a god recipe for those?
8. So mice to see you back here, Sweetie.
9. I’m not a fan of crushing thongs of people either.
10. It’s late — off to bad I go.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 4 January 2009 @ 3:43 PM
My second batch of typos!
1. Thanks for pooping by.
2. I give you my wood on this.
3. Worked on my abs and my gluts this morning.
4. Your unput is very astute.
5. Way to go, you skunky girl!
6. You are my shunshine.
7. You sound like a self-mad man.
8. Yeah, thanks to dolks like you.
9. Talk about a Jelly Seinfeld moment!
10. What will I find when I Goofle it?
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 27 October 2008 @ 1:30 PM
Confession: I am a terrible typist. I could get better but please don’t hold your breasts. Speaking of breasts, funny how just one or two letters off can so change the meaning of things.
What I typed…
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like a bord on a wire
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you lucky dick
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copy and paste this on a site where meany eyes will see it.
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the WordPress tag clod is a neat feature.
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teating, teating, 1, 2 3. (again with the breasts, oy.)
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I will lik you up someday
Do these bord on a wires ever happen to you guys? Or is it just me and my wine again?
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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