Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 1 July 2009 @ 4:23 PM
photo credit: miele.de
Folks, it’s JOY REBEL DAY!!! YAY! So hop on over to give Brandi Reynolds a cheer, then hop on back here to reads you these typos.
1. Am I investing the same time and energy in my wok as in my personal life?
2. Are you really getting your man a chinsaw for Fathers’ Day?
3. Your sweet comment got me all coked up.
4. So great to have my comments back, tho I do notice a few spasms getting through.
5. You could always frame my CD and hang it on your panty wall to think of me each time you go for the sugah, Sugah.
6. Those gut-less overalls remind me of my assless hop-waders.
7. Glad you got your cordless phone fried out!
8. Just when I was starting to feel norman again…
9. Last year in Kelly’s class there were some real bullies who kept gagging up on her.
10. I think I’ll hold off on the WordPress 2.8 upgrade a few weeks in case there are any buns to be worked out.
11. It’s challenging to reach out to strangers in this touch economy. [Owed to Good Things Happened, Lynn.]
12. I drool over a Canon EOS-30D, eager to upgrade from my current kinky little camera.
13 He was a guy I had a crunch on many many moons ago.
14. Dud, you could totally make that your default Gravatar.
And friends…
15. So glad you finally got my VD.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 26 May 2009 @ 7:40 AM
funstress on park bench with shih-tzu (photo: november ’07)
Dudes, today I’m over at Sir Lancelot’s in a post all about me, called This Is Funtertainment… but how ’bout some more of my typos until you pop on over there?
1. You Sir, are a gentleman and a scalder.
2. I once knit a scarf and matching log warmers.
3. Got caught up with most of my blog duddies today.
4. I too shall soon know the trill of new running shoes.
5. I’d trim my dog’s nails if I thought I’d be god at it.
6. What are you serving at your rehearsal sinner?
7. Who the heel do I think I am feeling worthy enough to go for my dreams?
8. I hope the whole songs will love up to your expectations of the snippets.
9. Do you want your CD autograped?
10. Ah, nothing like the smell of clotting fresh from the line.
11. Maybe I could drop Kelly off at your hose for a couple hours Sunday?
12. I nailed your CD out today!
13. There IS something really really yummy the Mixicans do to their sodas.
14. Take dare!
15. I do not yet know about all that Hairy Potter stuff.
“hairy potter” photo credit: spaff.com
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 11 May 2009 @ 11:25 AM
My CD Release Show last night was fun, fun, fun — everyone said they really enjoyed it, even tho I slipped some mistakes past them. Ah, but what are mistakes but portals to enlightenment?
Now, how ’bout some more typos?
1. I love it when friends drip in unannounced!
2. Wish my hubby would stay camping for the night instead of leaving after the pot-lick dinner.
3. At my release show a few friends will be praying with me — should be fun!
4. Ain’t it strange how everythong’s changed?
5. I don’t think the horeless carriage will catch on either!
6. I’m worried I’ll end up back in my special room with my stingless uke.
7. I forgot to tank Rosie for my front cover sky.
8. I’m working on the guitar for “Rosie’s Song” and it’s really frying what bran I have left.
9. To feel elf-directed is a very meaningful thing [lifted from Patricia’s Wisdom comments section.]
10. $10.00 per CD. Low sipping and handling.
11. Can you believe it’s just 2 weeks until my release sow?!
12. I might even become master of my own slip.
13. How many galleons does your rain barrel hold?
14. My [wedding] gown of lice was white as snow.
15. Here I am late at night taping away at my keyboard again.
16. Happy Heater! [ her name’s Happy Heather, Jannie!]
17. Believe me, I MORE than understand having only so much time to get around to red blogs.
18. Soon my codfishing bot will speak again.
19. Bangs permed, rots colored, hair trimmed – check
20. Ooo, sorry to mention the chocolate cream pie when you’re on a crab restricted diet.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 1 April 2009 @ 11:48 AM
photo: last summer in Canada with one of her grandpa’s horses (clicking on it of course, makes it so much bigger-cute.)
1. Your poem left me with rears in my eyes.
2. I’d love to go on a Greek Isles cruise but I’ll have to wait for my hip to come in.
3. I wanted to write “Bowling In The Wind,” but Dylan beat me to it.
4. btw, I did try your afternoon-at-the-library idea but a hoeless guy kept following me around and eventually asked me for date. Yikes!
5. I’m doing my vocal worm-ups as I type this.
6. Yes CDs will be available off my side, just $10.00 each…
7. On more than one morning I remember trying to hide my tears on the funning trail after I dropped her at school.
8. And they [the students,] sit there at their desks and do ALL their work without so much as a poop out of them!!
9. If we could meet at your horse in the next week or two, that would be great. [To my songwriting / graphic designer friend, Jae, of Zazzle’s front-page-featured Band Geek Tees …]
10. You are going out on a limb to say how you really fell and I admire that.
(Far too many to pick out my favorites here. Which are yours?)
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 9 March 2009 @ 5:26 AM
photo credit: Belgian John
1. … back when we used to run around the house starch naked.
2. Congrats on your short story’s horrible mention!
3. At first it might seem funny surfing blogs of “strangers” and commenting, but before you know it — you’ll smile every time you think of your blog biddies.
4. I’ll be the one bawling out my eyes.
5. Whatcha gonna do with the trolls when they come to inslut you?
6. What has gong missing of yours that you still think might turn up?
7. I already have 6 new typos for the nest batch, just 4 more to go!
8. I too considered hiring a life catch to help straighten out my direction.
9. May I suggest one of those dew-fangled ones?
10. I finally peeked at my site stats WordPress Guru, Kim Woodbridge set up a couple of moths ago for me.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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