Plus, it was Thanksgiving Friday and all…
The Pea | Posted by Jannie on 5 December 2008 @ 10:10 AM (45) Comments
Me: Do I hear Sponge Bob down there again? What did I tell you this afternoon about watching more t.v.?
She: But this is a full movie of him, Mom, one I never saw before and I really really really want to watch it. Pleeeeease??
Me: Hmnnn… But your dad might want to watch t.v. tonight.
She: No! He already said its okay.
Me: But what about your brain? What’s Going To Happen To YOUR BRAIN from watching more t.v.?
She: One plus one is two! Two plus two is four! Three plus three is six!
Me: Okay, what’s… seventeen plus five?
She: (after two seconds) Twenty-two!
Me: Yeah. But how did you arrive at that number?
She: Well, I already know seven plus five is twelve so ten more is obviously twenty-two, Mom.
Me: Okay, go watch.
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Wondering: If you have kids, what’s your t.v. policy for them? And if you don’t have kids, what’s your t.v. policy for you?
P.S. I’m as big a Sponge Bob fan as anyone and someday I might even put up an MP3 here of me doing Patrick’s voice. (Or not, and say I did.) Uncannily similar on occasion, that starfish’s voice and mine.
Oh, and guys, speaking of MP3s, I just put up 5 more song snippets on my “Songs I Wrote” page! (I’m so totally getting my sheets together. Kind of. Baby step by baby step.)