Funny SEO Keyword Searches, 4

Funny Searches | Posted by Jannie on 5 August 2009 @ 8:36 AM (47) Comments

And now the July 2009 edition of “interesting phrases” people typed to find their way to Funsterland…

photo credit:citydata

— did shirley temple do crazy things
— turn up your hearing aid
— my hairbrush is down my girdle
— have you tried brabuddy
— I’m seeing the #44 all the time — what does it mean
— is there cinnamon in miracle whip
— hanging wedgie videos
— she had freckles on her but she was nice
— thank you poem for a school bus driver
— sugar lady is too fat for me
— milking cow songs
— my girlfriend puts quarters in her bra
— “girdle boy” stories
— big ass kim pictures
— bra connection wedgie pics
— i am walking in a diner doo doo doo lyrics
— funny things you couldn’t make up
— debbie shore legs
— a poem of feeling a sofa
— bra welder
— can poltergeists take things
— how to lift your spirits with the right bra
— I’m wearing my fishing waders for Christmas
— large lady videos
— my dog ate dried potpourri
— pain in the butt coworker poem
— the stylist noticed my husband’s bra while perming my hair
— reviews of twinkle dentist
— satan in a thong, lord knows she’ll do you wrong lyrics
— sentimental jannie lyrics
— you look pretty in a tree poem
— yard decorations with bowling balls

There are more of these weird searches in Funny SEO 1, Funny SEO 2, and Funny SEO 3.

Why I Usually Grocery Shop Alone

Kelp Knitting | Posted by Jannie on 1 August 2009 @ 12:30 AM (83) Comments

If you liked this post, you’ll might get a kick out of my recent “Why We Usually Eat At Home,” featuring that same spunky kid.

Lazy River Sunday (Formerly Titled “Frisky Jim at the Water Park”)

Family, Kelp Knitting | Posted by Jannie on 29 July 2009 @ 7:16 AM (49) Comments

[With edits below.]

After a few relaxing times around the lazy river, Jim turned suddenly frisky and I captured his water slide antics in this 25-second video…

(No, it was not really Jim on that slide, it’s a clip off Youtube.  [I was joking but I see how I totally gave the impression it was Jim, sorry.  Jimmy would be sick for a week if he spun around on that thing even once, let alone 4 or 5 times. ]  

That guy couldn’t be My Jim anyway ’cause My Jim is ‘way friskier and would’ve turned cartwheels, back flips and ended with a double lutz inside that thing. )  [Except he’d probalby puke, poor sweet Jimmy.]

On Blog Links, Singing, Donuts & Beer

Friends | Posted by Jannie on 26 July 2009 @ 3:12 PM (49) Comments

photo credit: webshots home & garden

They came. They read.  They commented.  They generally kicked butt, and still do.

Ladies and Gentlemen, let us tiptoe once again through the tulips with the Seriously Weird Contest Winners.

Inkmarks On A Blank Page — for all your Cocolat cravings.

The Jungle Of Life — nicest guy on the web.

Matthew Dryden — on a blogging break perhaps, but not forgotten.

Fawty — the Belle of the blogging ball, but Is she on hiatus too?

Sources of Insight — the Result Getter

Deeper Issues — life humor and insights.

Pink Ink — the pursuit of ha-pink-ness.

Exit Stage Right — poet, painter, sculptor

Dream Builders Australia — self-disclosure extraordinaire.

Ma Vie Folle — that’s her crazy life, in French.

General Hysteria — a life of managed chaos.

Paradise Valley 2 Hell’s Mountain — nuttier than me.

Feel Free To Read — world’s biggest poetry fan.

Patricia’s Wisdom — inspiring everybody.

Happy Making — a truly unique blog

Let’s Live Forever! — the physical immortality chooser

My favorite taglines from those semi-finalists are…

5.  Robin of Let’s Life Forever!, “Seriously Weird.” (Inadvertantly.)

4.  Patricia of Patricia’s Wisdom, “Queen Of Remodeling Patience.”

3.  Glenn of Feel Free To Read, “Have Bra Will Fling.”

2.  Dot of Deeper Issues, “Flinging Bras Since 1977.”

1.  Lance of The Jungle Of Life “Will Sing For Beer & Donuts.”

So, Lance is THE ULTIMATE WINNER for best describing what Jannie Funster is all about.  He will receive a bag of Cheetos, a box of 5-oz Dixie Cups and pair of brand-spanking-new mismatched socks.

To you “also-rans” who vied for the tagline title but met with crushing defeat in the face of bras and beers, and to all of you who come here regularly, thanks for reading — you are the hearts and bones of JannieFunster.com and I appreciate your support so much. 

And guess what?!  I’m finally getting my blogroll set up, so please check it out and let me know in the comments below if your blog’s name is correct.  it will be linked forever.  And ever!    🙂

Thanks!  xo

Whoops… And The Future Of Blogging

Rooftop Yodeling | Posted by Jannie on 24 July 2009 @ 7:09 AM (46) Comments

Totally forgot to tell you that I guest-posted over at Patricia’s Wisdom a couple days ago.  She’s off to Scotland on vacation, don’t you know, Patricia is.  Over there flinging her kilt to the wind.

And to tide you over in the image department, here’s a photo of me with an apparent wine glow when Kelly was 3.  I really miss that pink hoodie — Kelly’s second bunny, a.k.a. Loveable Fluff Of Terror, munched it full of holes.  You ever have a rabbit in the house as a pet?  What a hoot that was.

And a Deep Question…  Where do you see your future in blogging and / or the future of blogging in general?