Funny Searches | Posted by Jannie on 14 September 2010 @ 11:15 AM
Searches that landed folks in Funstertown, as per my Google Analytics report.
JUNE
— best style for ugly guy
— cute little feet
— friday night activities for a guy with a broken arm
— gymnast pants on fire
— handsome men with chainsaws
— how many people broke their arm today (I don’t know, but so far I’ve no reports Kelly has. Knock on wood.)
— how to walk around with a wedgie all day
— why did my blueberries turn fuzzy
JULY
— after my morning coffee and some cookies i fall very fast aleep why?
— fun grocery stores
— japanese poltergeists
— magic perfect butt
— microscopic sidewalk bugs
— naked guy fishing
— satan’s pillow
— stay out of my wine doll
— what’s the best way to get 30 penguins in my igloo?*
— will ants attack chapstick?
AUGUST
— beware the blue beam
— can i drive my snowmobile on grass (no, not even on beer or wine — safety first!)
— dont let the bed bite you
— farm girl biceps
— going to austin to get me some pants
— i have 61 ant bites on my feet
— i have done good things lately
— i love jannie (ahhhh, I love you too!)
— naked mailman
— should I pratice guitar at 4 in the morning?
Photos taken in Canada by my beautiful sister at Mom & Dad’s farm deeded to our wild and happy Irish ancestors in 1830.
Posted with love by Jannie of the funstering fields and forests of frolic and fame.
xoxoxoxo
P.S. That woodpile of Dad’s? Mom married her handsome chainsaw guy 51 years ago!!
P.P.S. My American friends — 11/08/2006 means 11th August, 2006, not November 8th, 2006.
P.P.P.S. The littler girl is Kelly – then age 4, the bigger one my niece, Alyssa then age 6.
🙂
Whoo-hoo.
xoxooxx
*This refers to Clup Penguin, of course.
P.P.P.P.S. Jannie loves you.
Just Good Stuff, The Pea | Posted by Jannie on 11 September 2010 @ 12:05 AM
As a newborn she wore the Bambi shirt. Now her doll wears it.
Kirsten, American Girl Doll — 18″ tall.
Kelly at birth — 18.5″ tall.
Kelly today — very petite for her age. But perfectly perfect in every way.
Happy Birthday, Angel. Mom and Dad love you more than anything!
I know you’re not officially 9 until 2:10 p.m. but I couldn’t wait to post this!! Of course you’re sleeping now anyway.
Sweet dreams, Angel. Sweet dreams.
xoxoxoxoxxoxoxooxoxoxoxo
don’t werry — i catched the bloon!
Poetry | Posted by Jannie on 9 September 2010 @ 6:52 PM
Is it okay to be gay?
Of course! Why wouldn’t it be, if you are?
Is that 55 words yet?
No but seriously,
All you really need to know is love is love,
the great equal opportunity rainbow refractor
of well-meaning hearts and minds everywhere.
Love — always the way to go, in sun and rain and snow.
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Thus sayeth Jannie in a Friday Flash Fiction in 55 Words hosted weekly by the G-Man.
Who is the G-Man? Galen in Michigan — a fun, nice, sensitive, burly, ass-kicking blogger.
(Photos of Umbrella Girl — my shiniest rainbow ever, taken this morning.)
Umbrella Girl turning 9 years old this Saturday!!
Hope you will pop back in for her special birthday post — it’ll be extra cute!
xoxoxo
jazmeene, kan pleze you clime the tree to resskue my new kite? thanks yoo!
Friends, Poetry | Posted by Jannie on 3 September 2010 @ 10:42 PM
Is it too late?
too late to plant sunflowers
dance the fandango
leap from the chair to the table
wear spandex
take up mosaic art
bob for apples
string a guitar
call France
eat maple sugar
play the tuba
learn Braille
learn Norwegian
learn to yodel
learn to love eggplant
post my Friday Flash Fiction 55?
methinks “Hell No!” on all accounts.
(The above shennanigans is a Friday Flash Fiction in 55 words for the G-Man who will “visit, read, enjoy, comment…Then BOOK!!” if you let him know you’ve posted a 55 to your blog.
Rock on, Dudes and Dudettes!
Rock on!
(Mosaic Artwork at Austin’s Nature Center.)
Photography | Posted by Jannie on 31 August 2010 @ 10:39 PM
Dearest Lovely Peeps,
Howdy!
Kelly started back to school yesterday.
And I returned to My Bench after a long summer away.
Remember My Bench last winter?
But enough of the past!
This morning I sashayed a full 20 minutes along the trail, coffee in hand, fully clothed — then took off my shirt at Lou Neff Point. It was hot already at 8:30!
(Don’t worry — I was wearing my sports bra, of course.)
(My stretch pants did have a big hole in the rear, but I’m pretty-sure no one noticed.)
The sun was shining directly on My Bench (I try to avoid UVs) so I did my exercises on a shadier bench across the way, let’s dub it my Buttocks Bench. Or my “Morning Bench.”
After 10 minutes of buttocks tucks, sit-ups, leg lifts and such, I arranged my shirt and sunglasses on My old Bench, now called my “Afternoon Bench,” to take these pix for you with my iPhone.
(I tye-dyed that shirt myself last winter at Kalyani‘s. Not bad for a first go I think.)
A minute later, back on the trail (long tee on again) I captured these swans for you.
I LOVE our hike and bike trail!!
Can’t wait to get back there tomorrow after I drop Kelly at school.
Then maybe go shopping for some new stretch pants.
🙂
Posted with love, from your Jannie
xoxox
