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The lyric has been revamped (again) 🙂 since the below… (Edit: March 17th, 2016.)
(The lyric below reflects improvements from the original version posted here — thanks to feedback from my inspirational songwriting buddies.)
1.
gonna laze at the pool in the shade where it’s cool
hearing ukulele music floating in the air
gonna stroll on the sand holding your hand
watching the sun wave good bye to the day
i love you so much and i’ll love you even more
when i’m walking with you on the honolulu shore, in my
new blue bikini
supercute swimming suit
wait ‘til you see me
in my new blue bikini
2.
it fits so good in the places it should
hugging my curves like the ocean hugs the shore
it’s the color of the sky in early july
denim blue that sings to the twinkle in my eye
bought it on sale today for only ten bucks
brand new with tags, ooo — talk about luck, got a
new blue bikini
supercute swimming suit
wait ‘til you see me
in my new blue bikini
(12 awesome measures of scintillating instrumental here, maybe something even a-la-Jimmy-Buffet-esque.))
3.
gonna catch a few rays, ‘n splash in the waves
where the dancing dolphins are laughing every day
gonna do as we please, just you and me
going on adventures that we’ve never had before
we’ve been working so hard but we’ll be playing soon
i’ll be smooching with you on our second honeymoon, in my
new blue bikini
supercute swimming suit
ooo wait ‘til you see me
in my new blue bikini
cha-cha-cha!!!
~~ end of lyric.
If you’re in Austin Tx on Tuesday, August 11th 2015, please join us at “Song Doctor” where I’ll be singing and playing guitar on this brand new song of mine, whooohoooo.
And if you’re not in Austin Tx on Tuesday, Aug. 11, where are you going to be / were you??
xoxooxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxo
Waikiki sunset photo by Joel Mertens, 2010.
shooting hoops, ringing their little bells,
watching Little House On The Prairie and
dancing to 70s Southern Rock anthems.
And here’s a new Jannie song mp3 for you… DO YOU DREAM It’s 2:40 long.
Still in rough-mix stage. Piano and harmony vocals yet to be added.
If you can’t save it to your computer and want to, let me know and I’ll e-mail you the clip.
Sure hope you are well and will have a great weekend!!
~~ The Jannie
xoxoxooxxo
Just how bold is Jannie getting? You’ll have to check it out here, on one of my favorite blogs in the universe. 🙂
And see?! I CAN actually post a single picture here on my blog without it leading to 17 pictures and 1200 words! Who knew?
xoxo
But wait! A photo editd in for Hilary, to hopefully better show the chainsawed hole in the decking around the tree. Here…
And Hilary, when you mouse over and read what I’ve named this photo, just think of it as a swimming grotto fed by natural cool springs, with hanging golden pothos ivy, bounganvillea and that bridal wreath plant draped ’round.
Okay?
Someplace warm and not too far from a sandy beach.
A respite for midnight dips, with champagne and hollandaise breakfasts. 🙂
Followed by a morning of strolls in shady parks, lunch in the shaded piazza, and an afternoon passed whispering to 600–to 1200 year-old art. 🙂 Art that whispers, sings, and smiles back.
🙂
xoxo
And one more, Hilary!
xoxox
Just a little ditty I wrote, inspired in part by a George Carlin bit. God rest his funny soul.
For anybody who does NOT know what a wedgie is, see the second definition here. 🙂
Wedgie Wedding Lyrics
1. The church was filled with flowers
And three hundred close friends
My gown of lace was white as snow
And I had no split ends
Everything was perfect, just as it should be
Except for one small detail that was
Tugging at me…
I had a wedgie on my wedding day
It crept on up as Dad gave me away
I had a wedgie but I tried to smile
Takin’ the trip down that long, long aisle
2. The groomsmen and the bridesmaids
We had ten of each
Guys in black tuxedos
Gals in satin peach
Cold champagne was waiting,
Steak and lobster too
All that I could think of was where my
Undies had gotten to…
I had a wedgie of atomic force
I would’ve loved to give it a yank, (of course!)
I had a wedgie but what could I do
Standin’ at the altar with my love so true?
3. Your undies may be borrowed
Your undies may be blue
But never ever let your undies
Get the best of you
Listen, everybody, don’t do as I have done
If you can’t trust your bloomers
You’re better off with none!!
I had a wedgie that was just plain wrong
My French-cut undies turned into a thong
I had a wedgie, I’m tellin’ ya , man!
It really wasn’t part of my wedding plan.
I had a wedgie on my wedding day.
I had a wedgie –what more can I say??
Friends, I have exactly 100 of my “I Need A Man” CDs left from my first printing. And once they’re gone — they’re GONE!! There may be a second printing someday, but with changes. So these are unique.
Get one here — only $10.00, plus low shipping. Mailed with moonbeams and mystic loving meanderings directly from ME!! 🙂
xooxo
