Twinkle Shooters

Family, Poetry | Posted by Jannie on 27 January 2009 @ 10:53 PM 35 Comments

Child, it wasn’t our fault we
were born the wild ones, with
twinkles shooting from us like
quills from porcupines (okay,
quill shooting’s a myth,) but I
swear one day we’ll fly to Cork
and find out who instigated
all this Irish jigging on frozen
harbors and lace bra flinging
into pines and naked maples.
Bet some little old guy leaning
on his cane with extra love in
his blue eye was responsible,
his missus of apple pies and
chicken stew no slouch herself.
So Child, some day when I am
long gone to the angels, when
you’re the light in any gloom,
the niblet of fun among sour
patch grapes, the one bursting
into song or bagpipe tunes for
no visible reason — shoot on,
my little twinkler, shoot on and
know that I’ll be twinkling too.
 (How I got that twinkle effect was by shooting her in front of a Christmas tree through a pair of kids “rainbow” glasses, in case you were wondering.  Nothing too mysterious, alas.)

A happier ending

Poetry | Posted by Jannie on 7 January 2009 @ 6:25 AM 49 Comments

photo by Jannie, 2004

 

(upon discovering Sylvia Plath)

 

I was a mere spring and half a summer away from

becoming flesh the day you laid out bread and milk

and sealed off your kitchen to inhale your final solution.

 

I didn’t even realize until my coffee chat with Bridget

the other day that you lived and died a full hundred

years later than I waywardly assumed you had.

 

Surely poets didn’t suicide themselves in 1963?

 

1863 — 1763 — I could see.  But 1963?

 

Yet you did.

 

And I wonder was your life

like a grasshopper’s on a

windshield at sixty mph,

 

like an uprooted sapling’s who

can’t speak the foreign tongue

of discontinued seasons?

 

Hanging on for dear life

from the rafters of childhood,

from the meat hooks of love,

from the blackness of red tulips,

who knows what night you knew?

 

Ah, gone lady, had we been girls

of beach summers and winter woods

together, I would’ve shown you how to

laugh and wear your hat like starshine,

how to skip the flattest round stones

and joke about moons over tea,

 

every day a small miracle hanging

like children in park swings,

like bras in happy trees. 

 

Sun, Not So Good For Poets (a poem)

Poetry | Posted by Jannie on 31 December 2008 @ 1:01 PM 53 Comments

(Please note, my professional training is not in poetry but in weaving Easter baskets from childhood sunsets and sidewalks of silk.)

 Sun, Not So Good For Poets

Somewhere blessed with darkness,
someplace delicious with shadows
that can barely even be discerned,
it’s raining a lucky black streak.
But here night’s long since faded
like sugar into water
like sin into stain 
and this virgin page
is in no mood to scuffle with
poems joyous with light or fiddles
or happy bunnies frolicking with cute
little kitties tangled in balls of yellow yarn.
 (A second poem — one including pansies, was later deleted by the author, because upon closer examination, that poem rather sucked.)
Hope the one abve will tide you over until next post when I’ll gleefully honor the lovely Patricia’s  “7 Deep Facts About Me” meme, wherein I’ll be a-taggin’ 7 of you Sweeties.  Who, oh who, will you be?
(I took the above photo a couple days ago outside the DIY store, doesn’t it freaking rock!)  (I say in all humility.)
Pansies are my favorite flowers, their little faces upturned for chin-chuckings from God.  Luckily here in Austin they grace our gardens all winter long.

A Good-Fitting Bra (uh-oh, here come those Google ads again)

Poetry | Posted by Jannie on 3 December 2008 @ 2:08 PM 42 Comments

Photo credit:   Complimentary Crap  (really!)
A Good-Fitting Bra
A good-fitting bra is a [bosom] buddy indeed,
a little [or sometimes not so little,] friend
who won’t let you [or your boobs] down
until it gets too stretched out because
you’ve worn the friendship thin and not
given it that every-other-day break,
or better yet,  every-third-day break
as recommended in the Better Bras Almanac.
(Aside: a 2-day break also suggested for shoes.)
My experience has been it’s easier to replace  a
good bra than a good friend so be nice to
your bras.  And your friends!  And if your friends
are not nice to you, come here to my blog,
because I’ll be nice to you, if you’re nice to me.
And if I’m ever not nice to you it’s because
one of us has been an ass.  [Most likely me.]
But hopefully, all can and will be forgiven.

 

We Got To Be
On Sunday, striding across the parking lot
to the restaurant hand-in-hand-in-hand
we got to be the dashing entrepreneur,
the trophy wife and the golden child;
not the man who’s worrying how he’ll
cover checks tomorrow, the woman
with dust in every kitchen corner and
the kid who’s been flinging lip lately
like it’s going out of business.

 

Orbits
The secret forgotten language of children,
The secret simple language of men,
The secret not-so-simple language of women,
— That’s what keeps the planets doing what they do.

3 poems and a child in a tree (now with preamble)

Poetry | Posted by Jannie on 26 November 2008 @ 12:56 PM 27 Comments

Three hours ago I jolted awake after two straight months of Super Blogging to realize the camping gear (from early October,) and the Halloween stuff could maybe go back in the garage to make room for the Christmas tree.
So I clean house today.
And introduce you to my hubby’s new radio station website I put together last week, which will do in a pinch.  And let me tell ya – it’s been a pinch, as we have to file an intervention with the Canadian Radio and Television Commission by Dec. 18th.  But whatever happens, it’ll be for the best.  Maybe our radio station could go satellite only?  Any way you look at it, my Jimmy rocks (is quite handsome and has majorly gravity-defying buttocks.)

Above… a preview of the “Thankful Unveiling” I’ll post tomorrow if WordPress plays nice and lets me put in all the photos I want. Jim started building that “Backyard Adventure” in March and it’s now finished on the exterior. (Yay, Jae!)

Now, on with 3 poems and a child in a tree and back to my cleaning mission!
The Migraine
light pounds
thoughts pound
large fonts pound
small fonts pound
a jet 5 miles up pounds
a scratching mouse 2 rooms away pounds
but breathing might not pound
so I fall into it
float on it
feel it
eat it
drink it
taste it
digest it
hoping it will
make me whole again
and eventually after sleep it does
The Kung Fu Instructor
The Kung Fu instructor is inscrutable.
If only he’d come right out and
say he loves me or he hates me
I could get on with this business
of being the me I think I am.
My Cat Thinks He’s A Rooster
My cat thinks he’s a rooster.