Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 11 May 2009 @ 11:25 AM
My CD Release Show last night was fun, fun, fun — everyone said they really enjoyed it, even tho I slipped some mistakes past them. Ah, but what are mistakes but portals to enlightenment?
Now, how ’bout some more typos?
1. I love it when friends drip in unannounced!
2. Wish my hubby would stay camping for the night instead of leaving after the pot-lick dinner.
3. At my release show a few friends will be praying with me — should be fun!
4. Ain’t it strange how everythong’s changed?
5. I don’t think the horeless carriage will catch on either!
6. I’m worried I’ll end up back in my special room with my stingless uke.
7. I forgot to tank Rosie for my front cover sky.
8. I’m working on the guitar for “Rosie’s Song” and it’s really frying what bran I have left.
9. To feel elf-directed is a very meaningful thing [lifted from Patricia’s Wisdom comments section.]
10. $10.00 per CD. Low sipping and handling.
11. Can you believe it’s just 2 weeks until my release sow?!
12. I might even become master of my own slip.
13. How many galleons does your rain barrel hold?
14. My [wedding] gown of lice was white as snow.
15. Here I am late at night taping away at my keyboard again.
16. Happy Heater! [ her name’s Happy Heather, Jannie!]
17. Believe me, I MORE than understand having only so much time to get around to red blogs.
18. Soon my codfishing bot will speak again.
19. Bangs permed, rots colored, hair trimmed – check
20. Ooo, sorry to mention the chocolate cream pie when you’re on a crab restricted diet.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 1 April 2009 @ 11:48 AM
photo: last summer in Canada with one of her grandpa’s horses (clicking on it of course, makes it so much bigger-cute.)
1. Your poem left me with rears in my eyes.
2. I’d love to go on a Greek Isles cruise but I’ll have to wait for my hip to come in.
3. I wanted to write “Bowling In The Wind,” but Dylan beat me to it.
4. btw, I did try your afternoon-at-the-library idea but a hoeless guy kept following me around and eventually asked me for date. Yikes!
5. I’m doing my vocal worm-ups as I type this.
6. Yes CDs will be available off my side, just $10.00 each…
7. On more than one morning I remember trying to hide my tears on the funning trail after I dropped her at school.
8. And they [the students,] sit there at their desks and do ALL their work without so much as a poop out of them!!
9. If we could meet at your horse in the next week or two, that would be great. [To my songwriting / graphic designer friend, Jae, of Zazzle’s front-page-featured Band Geek Tees …]
10. You are going out on a limb to say how you really fell and I admire that.
(Far too many to pick out my favorites here. Which are yours?)
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 9 March 2009 @ 5:26 AM
photo credit: Belgian John
1. … back when we used to run around the house starch naked.
2. Congrats on your short story’s horrible mention!
3. At first it might seem funny surfing blogs of “strangers” and commenting, but before you know it — you’ll smile every time you think of your blog biddies.
4. I’ll be the one bawling out my eyes.
5. Whatcha gonna do with the trolls when they come to inslut you?
6. What has gong missing of yours that you still think might turn up?
7. I already have 6 new typos for the nest batch, just 4 more to go!
8. I too considered hiring a life catch to help straighten out my direction.
9. May I suggest one of those dew-fangled ones?
10. I finally peeked at my site stats WordPress Guru, Kim Woodbridge set up a couple of moths ago for me.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 17 February 2009 @ 12:12 AM
1. Your blog writhing always leaves me uplifted.
2. You are a fine and rear creation.
3. What chases me every time I run is the fear of getting a bit butt…
4. I’m totally hopless with that whole HTML thing.
5. Whoever said “posting poems to the net was like taking a long walk off a short perm…” was an old sourpuss!
6. And now for a gust post… (Thanks Davina over at Shades of Crimson, for that one.) Hey, a gust typo!
7. As the Aussies say “goon on ya, Mate!”
8. I get so tired of my manual transmission – my left hell gets all worn down from the clutch.
9. I started writing songs about having wedgies, laying ukes and such
10. And bottom line – don’t give out hoe loans to people who DON’T QUALIFY!!!
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 19 January 2009 @ 7:16 AM
1. Do you get any rabbids in your flower patch?
2. I’m typing with my left hand while drying my hair with mr right.
3. I love reading your blob too!
4. I found you via your poetry tag on Blooger.
5. Life so fat has treated me pretty good.
6. I just can’t get that kid to stop whaling.
7. Do you have a god recipe for those?
8. So mice to see you back here, Sweetie.
9. I’m not a fan of crushing thongs of people either.
10. It’s late — off to bad I go.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
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