Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 26 October 2009 @ 7:14 AM
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— FMI and BBBML.
Now on with my latest typos!
1. It was just the first thing that poped into my head.
2. Why is there Braille at the drive-up baking window?
3. Thanks for your kind and loving swords here today.
4. I live for tartar sauce on my crap cakes.
5. I have no idea — you’d have to ask my bother-in-law, the expert.
6. I might have to wait here all afternoon for the A/C and hating guy.
7. Does Jannie want to spread her blogging love to ever farter corners of the earth?
8. Does Jannie yearn to see her annual Google Adsense revenue skyrocket from $100 to pissibly $105 ??
9. Oy, I’ve got too mush on the brain again.
photo credit: chocolate work
10. About 4:00 p.m. is usually when I start carving chocolate.
11. Any great tasing non-meat meat is always a winner in my book.
12. Every night I lay my tender head upon a satan pillow case.
13. Wheat brings you into the bank today, Sir?
14. I’ve heard about a WordPress plug-in you can sue to schedule regular blog back-ups.
15. It was a sight to fest my eyes upon.
16. I’m generally having way too much fin on a regular basis
17. Are you reassing your fashion sense?
18. HE LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!!! Have you a twine brother??
19. There is absolutely no downside to kids learning marital arts.
20. Nothing but the finest of beer and pasties for this blogger.
And below… my udder typos posts.
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 29 September 2009 @ 7:07 AM
1. Sorry you can’t make it, we’ll moss you at the party.
2. Ahhh the beach, I too love observing from the shore rather than swimming or being out on a boot.
3. His vintage tux really complimented her weeding dress.
photo credit: Layah’s Gallery
4. I only water my pants when the roots get good and dry.
5. We need to make a list of misspelled words! Yes, there’s a post idea. Let’s tart one up, shall we??
6. Thank you. I’m duly fattered by your compliment.
7. I’m one friend who will never dessert you. [I’m Haagen the Dazs all to myself!] 
Photo credit: Haagen Dazs, UK
8. In Nova Scotia she’ll have plenty of chances to wear hats, mitts, parkas and snot boots
9. I have to say I find all your blog pox of good quality.
10. Funny how we ALL struggle with thoughts of worrying what to write, but those are usually the times sour writing wells are re-filling.
11. Just thrilled to hear you really like my blog even tho I know some of my pots are better than others. 
(No, this is not MY garden! Nor anyone’s garden that I personally know of. I found the pic on a stranger’s blog.)
12. Since she’s only ever been in private school, she’s yet to ride the cool bus.
13. Waitressing is a hard jog I think.
14. He will be missed. A lot of people considered him a great roll model. 
Photo Credit: Edible Memories
15. We did a buttocks routing to that song at Jazzercise.
16. It was not always easy to read “The Unbeakable Child.”
17. Tho blogging can be tie-consuming, it’s a real joy. 
Photo: Fotosearch
18. I never know what’ll pop up next in my keyworld searches.
19. When I get my first “Like A Bord On A Wire” tome published one day, will you come to my book singing?
20. Yes, among some potato farmers in Bulgaria my blog is just blazing off the carts.
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Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 31 August 2009 @ 6:38 AM
photo credit: reelfishin.com
1. Dang, when I hit publish I keep getting raw HTML cod.
2. I never miss a post over at Barbara’s Blogging without a log
log photo credit: Willis Jumps (he really does!) (Sorry, Willis. Lame I know.)
3. Yes, grocery hopping with kids can be a real trip to the hell store.
4. Plus, he’s a real nice guy to boot. [This was about Lance!]
5. Such an artistic world you’ve crated for yourself.
6. Lovin’ your new Edgar Allan Pie gravatar. [To Joaquin, of course — Joaquin the amazing poet.]
7. It’s important to feel god about yourself in order to get the most out of any relationship.
8. I was so tired reading last night the limes all started blurring together.
9. Friends, get out there and comment on blobs, okay?!
10. If I had any untattooed sin left on me, this post would be on it.
11. The world needs your infections enthusiasm for life.
12. Bloggers are such super-mice peeps.
mouse photo credit: Eric Juke
13. To make a long story shot… [a guest bord by Davina, a Great Life Coach]
14. She was very lung-winded. [another guest bord by that Great Life Coach!]
[If YOU wish to submit YOUR best guest typos for publication consideration and some linky-luv, just contact me. I will love sharing the ones that grab me the most]
15. I will love sharing the ones that garb me the most.
16. Why not hit the Stubble It button?
17. I haven’t been to a nightclub in ears.
18. And the funny thigh about it is I don’t even own fishnets.
19. Don’t worry — I’m sure you’ve been brining up your kids just fine since the git-go.
20. Darn Blogger keeps rejecting my passcod.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
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Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 1 July 2009 @ 4:23 PM
photo credit: miele.de
Folks, it’s JOY REBEL DAY!!! YAY! So hop on over to give Brandi Reynolds a cheer, then hop on back here to reads you these typos.
1. Am I investing the same time and energy in my wok as in my personal life?
2. Are you really getting your man a chinsaw for Fathers’ Day?
3. Your sweet comment got me all coked up.
4. So great to have my comments back, tho I do notice a few spasms getting through.
5. You could always frame my CD and hang it on your panty wall to think of me each time you go for the sugah, Sugah.
6. Those gut-less overalls remind me of my assless hop-waders.
7. Glad you got your cordless phone fried out!
8. Just when I was starting to feel norman again…
9. Last year in Kelly’s class there were some real bullies who kept gagging up on her.
10. I think I’ll hold off on the WordPress 2.8 upgrade a few weeks in case there are any buns to be worked out.
11. It’s challenging to reach out to strangers in this touch economy. [Owed to Good Things Happened, Lynn.]
12. I drool over a Canon EOS-30D, eager to upgrade from my current kinky little camera.
13 He was a guy I had a crunch on many many moons ago.
14. Dud, you could totally make that your default Gravatar.
And friends…
15. So glad you finally got my VD.
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
Funny Typos | Posted by Jannie on 26 May 2009 @ 7:40 AM
funstress on park bench with shih-tzu (photo: november ’07)
Dudes, today I’m over at Sir Lancelot’s in a post all about me, called This Is Funtertainment… but how ’bout some more of my typos until you pop on over there?
1. You Sir, are a gentleman and a scalder.
2. I once knit a scarf and matching log warmers.
3. Got caught up with most of my blog duddies today.
4. I too shall soon know the trill of new running shoes.
5. I’d trim my dog’s nails if I thought I’d be god at it.
6. What are you serving at your rehearsal sinner?
7. Who the heel do I think I am feeling worthy enough to go for my dreams?
8. I hope the whole songs will love up to your expectations of the snippets.
9. Do you want your CD autograped?
10. Ah, nothing like the smell of clotting fresh from the line.
11. Maybe I could drop Kelly off at your hose for a couple hours Sunday?
12. I nailed your CD out today!
13. There IS something really really yummy the Mixicans do to their sodas.
14. Take dare!
15. I do not yet know about all that Hairy Potter stuff.
“hairy potter” photo credit: spaff.com
Here is the entire series thus far, in case you are interested. 🙂
Funny Typos 10… Funny Typos 9… Funny Typos 8… Funny Typos 7… Funny Typos 6… Funny Typos 5… Funny Typos 4… Funny Typos 3… Funny Typos 2… Funny Typos 1…
