Favorite video from my CD release show

Ass Kicking, Videos | Posted by Jannie on 10 July 2009 @ 6:32 AM 46 Comments

There are two noggins bobbing past the videocam near the first of this song, the second one belonging to my Jim. I hope you enjoy it. (The song and my better half’s fleeting head.)

Wow, it’s been exactly 2 months since I released my CD.  Remember the illustrious May 10th date?  Well, I think I’m psyched to really start promoting myself to radio stations, etc.   Will y’all please be my life coaches as I venture yet again into Unknown Territory and face the fears of expanding my comfort zone?  You will?  Cool, thanks!  I feel ‘way better now. I really do. You are The Absolute Total Best.

xo

Gravatar update

Ass Kicking, Blogging | Posted by Jannie on 10 June 2009 @ 10:56 AM 41 Comments

1.          2.         3.  

I’m going to choose one of those 3 little pics as the default for my non-Gravatarred commenting buds.  I know.  I know.  You’ll miss the highly esteemed Mystery Man we chatted about in my previous post about getting your very own Gravatar and how easy (and free,) it is.  Sorry.  But folks, M. Man has seen his day here and we do have the technology to make this blog all that it can be: my WordPress Consultant, Kim Woodbridge sees to stuff like that, whoo-hoo.

I’m leaning towards the wood duck.  What do you think?

Here is the duck bigger (If you wish, click it to bigger it even more.  Actually, click twice for maximum biggerment.)  I shot him (with my camera,) along the running trail last year.  He is so freaking gorgeous – looks like a painting, I do declare.  Wait, is he in fact a “he?”  I need to brush up on my wood ducks.

So let me know if you like 1, 2 or 3 better and I’ll go with the general concensus.  Please!  And thank you!

Oh, and I’ll totally post that “Blame Tara Meme” next time — look for it on Saturday morning, early.  It reveals tidbits about my Mr. Spock belt buckle, my Uncle Sylvester’s 3-legged goat and my full-body girdle.

Toodles!

Got Gravatar? No? It’s Easy!

Ass Kicking, Blogging | Posted by Jannie on 8 June 2009 @ 6:23 AM 62 Comments

Globally Recognized Avatars — a.k.a. Gravatars, are those little square photos that appear beside blog comments.

Maybe you’ve seen mine around?

Lately, as some of you have noted, I’ve changed up the automatically-generated comment images for the not-yet-Gravatarred of you.  I was tired of the old “identicons” and upon experimenting with WordPress’ other choices of aliens and monsters, which are too weird even for me, plus some of you were assigned sad faces and that just won’t do, I’ve settled on…

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the highly esteemed mystery man photo credit:buildinternet.com

Friends, if you don’t have your own Gravatar, It’s SO EASY to get one and YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE A WORDPRESS BLOG for it to work, the latter tidbit I owe to the wonderful bloggers Karyn and Barkaly.

Here’s what Gravatar.com says…

“Signing up for a gravatar.com account is FREE, and all that’s required is your email address. Once you’ve signed up you can upload your avatar image and soon after you’ll start seeing it on gravatar enabled sites, like Jannie’s!”

Of course, I could’ve told you that myself but I have to show off that I finally figured out how to do a blockquote box!

Go Jannie, go!  Kick some blockquote keister!

Hey, and once you have your Gravatar, all your past comments become magically retroactively Gravatarred.  And Gravatar.com does not use your e-mail address for anything even remotely nefarious. Plus, and get this  — just for signing up, Gravatar will send you and 7 friends on an all-expenses-paid first class World Cruise!!!

So, if you don’t have a Gravatar and would like one, why delay another moment! Go now — Go! To Gravatar.com.

And for those of you who already have your Gravatar, have you anything you might like to share about yours?

Ordering The Funsterment

Ass Kicking | Posted by Jannie on 13 May 2009 @ 9:29 AM 64 Comments

MY FABULOUS NEW P.O. BOX !!!!!! – what a thrill.   Now I’m more than ever a semi-somebody! 

(Thanks Cedar’s Mountain blog for the “semi-somebody” contribution.)  🙂

Have you noticed the new buttons on the kind-of-upper-right-area of this page?!  Yes, three ways to add Jannie’s award-winning songstressing to your realm.  (CDs $10.00, plus low S&H.)

1. By Paypal / credit card (that yellow “Buy Now” button)
2. Send money to MY FABULOUS NEW P.O. BOX !!!!!!
3. Buy the CD here in Austin at Waterloo Records.

(I’ll work on that i-Tunes thing next.)

My aim is to get my hands all sticky with HTML code and replace those 3 buttons to the right with one gloriously feng shui “Buy Jannie’s CD!” button, to whisk you to my Buy CD page where you’ll commune with my spirit while ordering CDs to your heart and wallet’s content any time of the day or night, in any weather, in any manner of dress or undress.

And now…  a total non-sequitur…  what album(s) have you worn out playing?

I’ll go first…  U2s “The Joshua Tree.”   Carole King’s “Tapestry.”  And Bach and Handel’s “Greatest Hits.”

And have you noticed a fair amout of ass-kicking around here lately??

A Musician’s List

Ass Kicking | Posted by Jannie on 10 May 2009 @ 7:41 AM 33 Comments


photo credit: Lueken’s Liquors

CDs ready – check

PA system – check

Guitar, tuner, fresh guitar 9V battery, guitar stand, capo, microphone, microphone for Kelly, mike cables, 2 mike stands, guitar cable, surge board, stringless uke, spoons, shaker, tambourine, video camera charged, tripod, duct tape, scissors, barstool, music stands (just in case,) music book, set lists, reminder to Tracy, Adrian, Kalyani and Ryan to bring their cables, Kalyani’s mike stand – check

2 pretty cloth tablecloths, CD display case, bottle of Chandon sent to my house from Patricia’s Wisdom!!! Gorgeous FTD bouquet of roses et al sent to my house from Patricia’s Wisdom and Life Coach Davina at Shades of Crimson!!! – check

Dozens of bottled waters – check

Lemonade and jug, little cups, munchie plates, napkins – check

Shiny pink toenails – check

Bangs permed, roots colored, hair trimmed – check

7 hours peaceful sleep – check

Mantra – check.

Still to do (get,)…. 4 miles on running trail, guitar tuner batteries, ice, cheeses, crackers, fruit, munchies, more champagne, cookies, lightbulbs.  Tracy chord chart on “Hearts & Bones,” call him about the B minor vs the D major 7.

Dudes, I’m going running and shopping!

xo